Caption Contest #1 - Wang Hao and Chen Qi

Contest Details

Deadline: September 26, 2009
Prizes: $185 of Prizes to 3 lucky winners!

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Our first Caption Contest features Team China's Wang Hao (foreground) and Chen Qi (his Doubles partner).

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Wang Hao and Chen Qi

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The contest is closed. The deadline was September 26, 2009.

Caption Entries

Order by Random / Newest / Most Votes — There are 64 entries.
3 votes! - by metalone / September 4, 2009 / Caption Page
Wang Hao and Chen Qi secret training : Ballerina style "heal toe, heal toe", Sleaping Lotus "um, um".
6 votes! - by omar / September 13, 2009 / Caption Page
Why is that rubber not sticking to the blade? Stupid water-based glue!

ADHAM!
11 votes! - by dougtek / September 5, 2009 / Caption Page
"The first annual 'Ping Pong on Ice' opens with a perfectly executed triple axle forehand chop by Chen Qi as his partner looks on nervously."
4 votes! - by tabletennisjunky / September 4, 2009 / Caption Page
You'd better piss off outta here.
3 votes! - by WildcatTT / September 8, 2009 / Caption Page
Wang Hao seen here has trouble keeping his balance with the new lead based glue. Players are once again left wondering "What is the ITTF thinking..."
4 votes! - by ak110408 / September 5, 2009 / Caption Page
In order to practice the team aspect of doubles table tennis, Wang Hao and Chen Qi decided to practice the good-ol' I fall, you catch me exercise. Unfortunately, Wang Hao wanted to make his fall so epic, Chen Qi fell asleep waiting, so the table had to catch Hao instead.
4 votes! - by LarryHodges / September 4, 2009 / Caption Page
Without topspin to pull the table down, only Wang Hao can keep it from floating away.
7 votes! - by sidofmillenium / September 5, 2009 / Caption Page
Chen Qi thinking: God I m so sick of this...everytime we go out, he has to show off...WHY THE HECK CAN'T I BEAT HIM???
674 votes! - by n00bi3 / September 13, 2009 / Caption Page
Wang Hao:
Listen Chen, if you wanna smash like the champ, you gotta train like the champ! Chen, you watching? I know I'm the best, but I can't teach you everything...GJDM!

Chen Qi:
Wow strong ego...why did I get stuck with this guy...
4 votes! - by rsaverian / September 6, 2009 / Caption Page
Spin 'N' Smash in action
7 votes! - by DaleS / September 5, 2009 / Caption Page
I am floating like a butterfly and I am gonna sting like a bee!
3 votes! - by jack_lim / September 16, 2009 / Caption Page
This is a how a champion does it—on tip toes
3 votes! - by bartek4443 / September 10, 2009 / Caption Page
While teamate Chen Qi uses the force to disrupt the minds of his opponents, Wang Hao does the trademark Chinese Tippie-Toe-Topsin and sends the ball gyrating wildly onto the other side; yet again proving Chinese dominance of table tennis.
11 votes! - by GenomicsKnight / September 4, 2009 / Caption Page
After wining a crucial point, Wang Hao started singing to the tune of "I feel pretty" from West Side Story, and dancing lively. His partner Chen Qi could only shake his head and was speechless.
5 votes! - by LAddict / September 5, 2009 / Caption Page
Wang Hao: Check out this HATRICK!
Chen Qi: wooooooooahh!!!
10 votes! - by pongcrazy / September 5, 2009 / Caption Page
I bet you can't do that move we saw on Dancing with the Stars last week.... Come on, you know the one.

Dammm it!
9 votes! - by theman / September 13, 2009 / Caption Page
Chen qi:
"When Liu Guoliang told you were a rising star...HE DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY!!!!"

(the pair goes on to lose the match.... )
7 votes! - by DaleS / September 6, 2009 / Caption Page
I float like a Butterfly and sting like a bee!
3 votes! - by 2PONG / September 16, 2009 / Caption Page
Wang Hao Attempting to pull off his first ever Round House Kick in competition In early 2009 Inspired By watching his favorite super star Chuck Norris in the amazing tv series Texas Walker Ranger in 1993
7 votes! - by VincentB / September 14, 2009 / Caption Page
Aw, pulled my hammy! Pulled my hammy!
32 votes! - by fantompong / September 13, 2009 / Caption Page
I'm a little teapot,
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my OVER 9000 PUSH!!!

When I get all steamed up,
Hear me shout
CHO!
3 votes! - by ak110408 / September 5, 2009 / Caption Page
Who needs a paddle?! Wang Hao can win a point by just staring at the ball with his super intense look, while in mid-air. Chen Qi, meanwhile, refuses to be outdone by Wang Hao yet again and is practicing winning a point with his eyes closed. Lets see Chuck Norris do that!
82 votes! - by Mon22 / September 12, 2009 / Caption Page
Wang Hao: *Toooot!

Chen Qi: "Aya! that's horrible! I told you not to eat that eggroll! PANDA EXPRESS is not AUTHENTIC! GOD!"
7 votes! - by MelvinReyes / September 12, 2009 / Caption Page
The world champion Wang Hao now attempt to do his tornado flip serve but forgets his is playing double and Chen Qi has nothing else to do but to await a terrible kick in his face...
ITTF reported Hao for use of unorthodox positions and ballet dances during a game which is considered an ofense to professional dancers
36 votes! - by jpingchow123 / September 12, 2009 / Caption Page
2012 Olympics-
Table Tennis meets Gymnastics
7 votes! - by bartek4443 / September 10, 2009 / Caption Page
At the 2009 World Championship in Japan, Wang Hao attempts to mock the Japanese commentator and former chopper Koji Matsushita as he chops the ball and follows through with a cartwheel, a move thought to be impossible to make by anyone other than Koji.
4 votes! - by DreiZ / September 4, 2009 / Caption Page
Announcer: ... and here is national table tennis star Wang Hao trying out for a role in the new upcoming movie UP! by Disney's Pixar !!!
3 votes! - by newhabits / September 16, 2009 / Caption Page
Well, I have the correct footwork...Now for that over the table loop.
7 votes! - by ongun / September 11, 2009 / Caption Page
Wang: Hey Chen! Relax man. They are just Europeans. Look...
3 votes! - by Sam / September 12, 2009 / Caption Page
Chen Qi:Wang Hao!!! Come on, you were supposed to do your ballet classes before the match. You are so embarrasing!!! Look there're people with camera's taking pictures of you too!!

Wang Hao: That's the Point!!!
7 votes! - by t3hanarchist / September 4, 2009 / Caption Page
Wang HAO: For double (bounce) balls, if you spread your legs apart and open up your stance, and shift your weight to your right leg, then you will be in a better position to control the balls in play!

...
...
...

Chen QI: he...hehehe...hehe....that's what she said...!
4 votes! - by chizeler / September 5, 2009 / Caption Page
During these exercises wang hao uses up 16 pairs of shorts trying to touch his ear with his leg.
4 votes! - by LarryHodges / September 4, 2009 / Caption Page
Wang Hao grabbed the table just in time as he began to float away. He prepared to do an aerial cartwheel, knowing the topspin would pull him down.
3 votes! - by Frogger / September 5, 2009 / Caption Page
" Yo Chen, did you learn that from Tonya Harding?"
9 votes! - by DKPOWA / September 15, 2009 / Caption Page
By the time Wang Hao failed to perform his ultimate stroke thought by the top valet dancers in Russia for the 100th time, Chen Qi already doze of.
7 votes! - by carldanner / September 4, 2009 / Caption Page
Look ma, no feet!
9 votes! - by Frogger / September 5, 2009 / Caption Page
"Yo Wang, did you learn that from Tanya Harding?"
3 votes! - by AdamBobrow / September 5, 2009 / Caption Page
It's amazing what the world champion will do to prevent a teammate from sneezing.
4 votes! - by ianworz / September 16, 2009 / Caption Page
"My true passion is ballet but TT will do for now."
0 votes! - by conradsong / September 17, 2009 / Caption Page
Being an overacheiver, Wang Hao was taking The Laws of Table Tennis rule 2.10.1.10 a little too seriously...
8 votes! - by AdamBobrow / September 5, 2009 / Caption Page
It's normal to enjoy Wang Hao's abilities, but I think Chen Qi needs a private room for this one.
4 votes! - by ChinChow / September 19, 2009 / Caption Page
We can get started as soon as I finish up with my stretches.
4 votes! - by AlexTT / September 14, 2009 / Caption Page
Chen Qi: Hey Wang, be modest, just hit the ball

Wang Hao: Its hard to be modest when you are as good as I am. What! Stop looking me like that!

Chen Qi: ¦0
9 votes! - by anubhav1984 / September 4, 2009 / Caption Page
Tap my hands and clap my feet; then let's see how you compete!
Let's just say its a fateful day, I can open my wings and fly away!
5 votes! - by radu / September 5, 2009 / Caption Page
Just in one leg Wang Hao is sending the ball over the net and its showing something:in table tennis everything its possible.
Chen Qi just waiting Wang Hao to put in the best place the ball.
4 votes! - by von51877 / September 6, 2009 / Caption Page
if all strokes fail, do the balerina - the last line of defense!
26 votes! - by theodor88stefan / September 7, 2009 / Caption Page
DHS - next generation tennis

Hao: matrix feel... i like this rubber
Chen Qi: whooaa, i gotta try that one

DHS - U'll never play the same again! And that's a fact!
3 votes! - by silverhair / September 13, 2009 / Caption Page
Having mastered table tennis, Wang Hao practices for the Chinese gymnastic team. His partner, Chen Qi gasps in horror and closes his eyes so he won't witness Hao's patented table tennis table tumble.
15 votes! - by DreiZ / September 4, 2009 / Caption Page
Chen Qi: Oh Hao, you did it again... Ballerina lessons are in the different stadium...
3 votes! - by Thot / September 5, 2009 / Caption Page
Wang Hao: I'm gonna flip over the table!
Chen Qi: Oh, no! I'll better close my eyes...
3 votes! - by DeVoured / September 13, 2009 / Caption Page
Wang (being blown away): Where does this friggin' wind com from?
Chen: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH! it's so relieving... hey wang what's wrong?
6 votes! - by Ninja / September 4, 2009 / Caption Page
After curing AIDS, bringing world peace and figuring out where all the missing socks go, the Chinese National team shows off their latest ability...
8 votes! - by robjkc / September 9, 2009 / Caption Page
Wang Hoa sticks the landing on the first ever attempted one-handed reverse dismount in the 2012 table tennis freestyle gymnastics Olympic trails, which China is already seen as the favorite for gold.
10 votes! - by williammohr / September 6, 2009 / Caption Page
Float like a butterfly sting like a bee . . .
3 votes! - by debraj / September 13, 2009 / Caption Page
Next time they translate 'spirit'ed performance literally in chinese, budweiser may drop superbowl to sponsor 'beer-pong'.
4 votes! - by dougtek / September 6, 2009 / Caption Page
Chen Qui telekenetically holds Wang Hao in the "floating tilted five star" yoga pose to assist in the winning point, then gets disqualified for cheating.
3 votes! - by joola34 / September 13, 2009 / Caption Page
Wang Hao: Chen, open your eyes!

Chen Qi: What do you mean? They ARE open!
5 votes! - by infinite_loop / September 5, 2009 / Caption Page
Kung Fu and Meditation
The Shaolin way of conquering your opponents
34 votes! - by Ram13 / September 13, 2009 / Caption Page
Slowmotion
Chen Qi: Waaaaaaaaaaang.......Noooooooo!

Wang Hao's Inner Thoughts:
"Aww poopy.....This is going to hurt....."

*TUNE IN NEXT TIME, On DragonBALL Z!*
3 votes! - by DeathAngel / September 4, 2009 / Caption Page
Wang Hao - *Pfffff*

Chen Qi - OH MY GOD, whats that smell? I am gonna pass out

Wang Hao - Their silent but deadly :)
6 votes! - by ffxme / September 4, 2009 / Caption Page
Air Hao flight number 6754 is coming in for an emergency landing clear the table.
443 votes! - by qtjoel / September 11, 2009 / Caption Page
(In Chen Qi's mind): Oh God...Not this again...I liked Ma Lin so much better, why did Liu stick me with this guy....
3 votes! - by jack_lim / September 16, 2009 / Caption Page
The Chinese National Team has recently combined table tennis and kungfu to produce a new fusion of the sport known as ping-fu.
4 votes! - by PaddleUp / September 9, 2009 / Caption Page
guy with slight THo in backround: "Uhh"

I wonder how his mom felt?!?!?! ahahahah anyway cool shoes dude rock on =]



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